"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a
fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his
night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since
5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
