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Jagermeister
a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.

its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.
By Jerrie
Jagermeister
1. Truth serum.
2. Snitch revealer.
3. Emotion releaser.

Mickel'el drank half the bottle of Jagermeister then he almost killed his mama.
By Korrie
Jagermeister
Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
By Ashli
Jagermeister
an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk

I was hammered off that jagermeister
By Crissie
Jagermeister
Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.
By Rebe
Jagermeister
a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.

Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots
By Lesly
Jagermeister
Hell in a bottle. A German liquor that Hitler invented as an alternative means of killing Jews.

I drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.
By Norma
Jagermeister
Truth serum.

Used for social, corporate or government intelligence gathering.

We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin.

After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.
By Faina
Jagermeister
A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory!

You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.
By Jessi
Jagermeister
Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat.
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)

American: I love jagermeister.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.
By Anni