Define Felched Meaning

Felch
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
By Donetta
Felch
A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

By Blancha
Felch
To orally extract semen from someone's rectum

I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
By Pauletta
Felching
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
By Irma
Felched
V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that
By Perri
Felch
To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.
By Kirbie
Felch
sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.
By Edee
Felch
The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs
By Ynes
Felching
To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
By Alissa
Felch
To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.
By Izabel