In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February,
where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the
28th where you fap 317811 times.
It's worse on a
leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing
Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget
Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O