Define February 28th Meaning

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

Y/n: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*

February 28th: Look at him he so fine he MUST be born on the 28th of February 😍

Emma should watch out February 28th

damn i’m the sexiest man alive with a beefy dick cause I was born February 28th

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

"Why don't my teeth itch?"

"Probably because it's not February 28th."

Boy bestfriend: Today is February 28th
Girl bestfriend: So?
Boy bestfriend: That means you have to suck my dick
Girl bestfriend: Oh shit

Person 1: Did you see that persons forehead its humongous

Person 2: Oh, it's ok they were born on February 28th.

It’s February 28th, 2016. You and your friends are drunk as shit on the highway. “who’s sober enough to take me to taco bell?”