(v.) The act of making a hole in an item or object and using it as an orifis for sexual pleasure.
(n.) One such whole as used for sexual pleaure; specifically in jails a towel wrapped and held in place with rubber bands then filled with lotion, also possibly warmed beforehand in the shower.
(v.) Mack likes to fi-fi fruits and vegetables.
(n.) Nick was making much fun out of his grapefruit and orange fi-fis.
While "lo-fi" means music recordings that are recorded raw and dirty (like in someone's basement), "no-fi" refers to recordings that are even dirtier and rawer (usually recorded in places like someone's bedroom with extra noise). Even those who like some "lo-fi" stuff will sometimes run from "no-fi" recordings, especially the extremely noisy, (often deliberately) shitty-sounding ones perpetrated by black metal, shitcore, and noise rock bands.
Lo-fi: Peaches
No-fi: early Gravy Train!!!!
Lo-fi: early Venom
No-fi: some early Darkthrone Lo-fi: some Cutting Pink With Knives
No-fi: I Killed Techno!
my FI has huge fingers. The jeweler measured him at a 15.5 but said to order a 16 if we wanted a thicker band. My FI is 6'4" and a big guy so it makes sense.