Define Five Fingered Discount Meaning

Five Fingered Discount
A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
By Alexandrina
Five Finger Discount

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
By Pen
Five-finger Discount
To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.
By Vina
Five Finger Discount

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
By Dennie
Five Finger Discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
By Alla
Five Finger Discount

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
By Jessa
Five Finger Discount
(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
By Bunny
Five Finger Discount

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
By Dona
Five Finger Discount

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
By Valenka
Five Finger Discount
If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
By Anitra