"If you don't shut your ho ass up, yuz gonna get a five piece in your mouth"
By Uta
Five Piece Band
A band where the singer is either unwilling or unable to play an instrument.
Many bands have 3 or 4 members with the singer usually playing a rhythm guitar or in some cases (Eve 6 Max Collins), bass.
Brandon wanted to start a band. But since he could sing but had no ability to play any instrument, he insisted he'd start a five piece band.
By Laurie
Freddy Feel Good And His Funky Little Five Piece Band
Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band or FFGAHFLFPB is a term that means your hand... It says Freddy Feel Good because when you yank your chain it "feels good." The funky little Five piece band part is there because you have five fingers which are all part of the jerken of your yerken.
Random person 1: Dude i had soo much fun with Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band last night!!
The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.