Mr.
Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and
shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably
pining for the fjords.