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Define Flat-earther Meaning

Flat-earther
One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
By Nissy
Flat Earther
One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
By Kayla
Flat Earther
One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.
By Malissia
Flat Earther
Idiots

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass
By Rozele
Flat Earther
Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.
By Charmain
Flat Earther
A extremely derogatory term for someone who is very stupid.

Bill: Joe the earth is flat, and I chose to become a flat earther.
Joe: Nasa and SpaceX are streaming it from satellites right now on Youtube and it's round.
Bill:(without evidence)No those are computer generated images.

(Sidenote: Most Flat Earth believers think Nasa has workers who graphically design those Youtube videos from scratch, instead of taking raw footage from a satellite.
By Maribel
Flat Earthers
Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.

Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have
By Eleanor
Flat Earther
Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper

Flat Earthers are mentally retarted
By Binnie
Flat Earther
The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).

Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.
By Millicent
Flat Earthers
Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues

Flat Earthers = Idiots
By Merrill