Define Flatbread Meaning

Flatbread
What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.

She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.
By Gertrudis
Flatbread
A fat girl who miraculosly has a flate chest.

Flat- her chest
Bread- her obesity making her feel "soft", like bread.

Man, that bitch you got is a flatbread, she's fat with no titties.
By Hildagard
FlatBread
🫓=∅
Whether it makes cents or not, tells how low income you is.

By definition, it's way better than bread crumbs though not much self-rising as it oughta become.
Synonyms/Antonyms:

🍞LOAF High Stack💵; real bread
🍕SLICE A short share of your stock; dividend
🥯BAGEL Sex Money; dirty bands
🍔SLIDER - Large; heft; awesome person
🥪SANDWICH - unexpected pressure
🥐CROISSANT - Flakey; bigger bread crumbs; puff pastry; imitation

B: Hey Mac, since you love cheese, had you ever once gotten FlatBread before?

M: As the DaBaby said himself: ♪I tell them broke boy to shut up♪ -- But in mixed feelings, why still resume doing that same old, same old for nothing much than less, Bill?

B: Ah! Right! I get you! So I take it you never pull-up in the lanes of fast-food before, just the standard grocer. All day everyday

M: considering if it's well spent. $$
By Cariotta
Flatbread
A word an idiot who can't spell accidentally typed instead of 'Felt that'

"I'm failing school."
"Flatbread."
By Nikki
Japanese Flatbread
When a man uses a rolling pin to flatten out his dick. Once it's paper-thin, he proceeds to fold it into an origami swan.
It's very majestic.

Kevin: Hey, man I'm so sorry for running you over with my car! Are you hurt badly?"

Liam: "Not really. You squished by dick, but that's about it.

Kevin: "Fuck man, that looks painful!"

Liam: "Whatever, this gives me an opportunity to practice the sacred art of the Japanese Flatbread."
By Jackie
Flatbread
Verb

a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie
By Bill
Flatbread
A kind of roast that is requested by the roastee, as a sort of punishment for doing something they REALLY shouldn't have done

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, *tak*... That's so disgusting, you're so disgusting. Only a sick depraved person like you would want that.
Person 1: Fucking owie
By Rhetta