A loud, overweight, obnoxious, hispanic woman who wears too much jewlery and revealing clothing, and thinks she is attractive while in reality is disgusting. Often throwing thenselves at guys at the bar and only hooking up with the drunkest or most desperate guys.
Boning a chick after putting flautas in the oven and setting the timer for 13 minutes. You finish just in time to enjoy your flautas.
It was Mexican food night and I was so hungry and so horny I gave my girl a 13 minute flauta, finished off by giving her a C.J. Browning and enjoyed my flautas.