Define Flex Master Meaning

a male/female that is an undisputed champion at attracting the opposite sex

A nice pimp, treating the opposite sex with respect.

mastering the ability to chop

A person usually, female of gender and from New Jersey, who wakes up drunk, drops his or her pants and pees on the floor flexed over a couch (don't confuse with pee-master stretch who pees on the floor while standing). One can use puppy pads to prevent stains to their flooring.

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

one cool dude

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.