Define Floppy Donkey Meaning

Floppy Donkey
Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity

That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey
By Agna
Floppy Donkey
A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".
By Kelcey
Floppy Donkey
A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.

Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!
By Kassia
Floppy Donkey
The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey
By Gwendolyn
Floppy Donkey Knockout
The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.

Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.
By Marlie
Floppy Donkey Dick
a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
By Rhona
Floppy Donkey Dong

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.
By Robbie
Floppy Donkey Dick
Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

By Chantal
Floppy Donkey Dick
A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

By Gerti
Big Floppy Donkey Doinker
a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard
By Anabelle