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One-eyed
Inbred, from a very remote place, and/or extremely ignorant. The logical extension of the notion that the more inbred one is, the closer-set their eyes.

My car broke down in such a one-eyed town that nobody'd ever even heard of a Kia.
By Gladi
One Eyed
To Be One Eyed, Meaning To Be Highly Intoxicated Where A Person Has To Shut One Eye To Get A Proper Visual Of His Or Her Surroundings Eg. Text Msgs, Door Handles, Girlfriend/Sister. An Act Most Commonly Found In The Tulsk Region Of Roscommon,Ireland.

Dave Is One Eyed Already. Ginger Tom Cant Find His Coat He Is That One Eyed. Gleeson Is Going To Get In A Row He Is That One Eyed.
By Trixi
One Eyed
Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed
By Melantha
One-eyed
The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.

somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.
By Ronnica
One Eyed Smootcher
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
By Catherina
The One Eyed Monster
Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.
By Pen
One-Eyed Bill
When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.

I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill
By Addie
One Eyed Jack
A person who shows the good side of themselves, while hiding the other side of themselves as being incredibly repulsive, insincere, malicious, and untrustworthy.

You are a one eyed jack around these parts, Dan. I have seen the other side of your face.
By Dinah
One-eyed Date
Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.

Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?

Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
By Tildie
One Eyed Monster
A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"
By Roxi