Define One Eye Meaning

another word for penis

Another word for a dick head

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol

When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark