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Define Forever Hold Meaning

Forever Hold
When you call someone that doesn't want to talk to you, they put you on hold forever so you will eventually hang up.

I hate my phone company. I called customer service and they put me on forever hold. They played showtunes so loud, I had to hang up!
By Clovis
Forever Hold Your Piece
One with prostate or similar issues that requires an inordinate amount of time to urinate.

Martha: “Ted! Are you going to come out of the bathroom soon, or forever hold your piece? We are late for dinner!”
Ted: “Coming Dear...”
By Adella
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Penis
When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!
By Davida