"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
OH goodness when I met Mary and know I just wanted to be a friend at first sight!!!!!!!! Now just thinking of her face can someone please pass me a sick bucket? Its like picturing the ass of a monkey which has never been cleaned of poop!