A
squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days
diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense
sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.
Hey
Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your
wang's going to fall off.
Oh man,
frieze. That skank
blue-balled you again, huh?
