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Define Fritzel Meaning

Fritzel
a retarted penis faced doochbag.

the fritzel list
By Eddy
Fritzel (to Fritzel)
To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.

Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)
By Wendye
Fritzel
To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.

I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.

My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.
By Emelita
Fritzel Baby
A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.

Michael: Yeah I love rock music.

S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?

Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.

S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.



Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?

Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.

Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
By Joelie
Broseph Fritzel
A friend who wants you all for themselves. One who gets all weird if you bring anyone else to the pub. A friend who will lock you in a basement for 10 years (and possibly try to bang you)

Took my new girlfriend to the pub last night, Steve got all broseph fritzel and talked about predator all night to lock her out.
By Amelia