(noun) An enormous, fatty
enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a
bulbous ass on a persons front.
Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have
dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.
I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked
as though she had
stuffed a
pillow down the front of her pants.