Define Fuckton Meaning

Fuckton

more than a shitload

By Marieann

Fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

By Cassondra

Fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

By Diandra

Fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

By Jerrine

Fuckton

An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.

Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.

By Brook

Fuckton

More of something than one could possibly carry or deal with.

When I get back from vacation, I'm going to have a fuckton of filing to do.

By Violante

Fuckton

is = to 100 shit loads

today i have a shitload of work

this week i had a fuckton to do at work

By Marrilee

Fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

By Miquela

Fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

By Joli

Fuckton

A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.

That women must weigh a fuckton.

By Rahel