Define Twenty-two Meaning

Twenty-two
When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."
By Gene
Twenty-two
The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it

joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"
By Danette
Twenty Twos
22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now
By Zondra
Twenty Two
A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.

Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away
By Jazmin
Twenty Two-Sticks
A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.
By Gena
Twenty-two And A Half
an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."
By Valeria
Twenty Two Skidoo
1. when some is very jazz like.

2. when you cant be arsed with the word cool or more descriptions.

3. when you want someone to be confused by your opinion on something.

By Hally
Twenty To Two
an ugly girl who is left standing around in nightclubs until twenty to two, when some-one is finally desparate or drunk enough to pull her

She might have been a right twenty to two but she was filthy!
By Anastasia
Twenty Two
The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

By Tisha
Two Twenty
A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."

John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!
By Katharina