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Define A Fuckton Meaning

Fuckton
more than a shitload

By Margette
Fuckton
1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
By Farrah
Fuckton
A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.
By Jayme
Fuckton
The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.
By Brenn
Fuckton
A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.

Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
By Seline
Fuckton
Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.
By Gretel
Fuckton
An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.

Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.
By Gabriell
Fuckton
An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.

Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.
By Valeda
Fuckton
Many, many times more than a shitload.

Rob: I heard that barney snorted a shitload of crack.
Ron: That's not even close, Charlie Sheen snorted a whole fuckton.
By Aeriel
Fuckton
More of something than one could possibly carry or deal with.

When I get back from vacation, I'm going to have a fuckton of filing to do.
By Lisa