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Define Assload Meaning

Assload
more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.
By Adrianna
Assload
A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.
By Gabie
Assload
The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)
By Rahal
Assload
More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money
By Revkah
Assload
the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.
By Gussi
Assload
Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.
By Nona
Assload
The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.
By Britte
Assload
The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.
By Yasmeen
Assload
An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."
By Bette
Bakers Assload
a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.
By Domeniga