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Define Fuck-ton Meaning

Fuck Ton
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State
By Meagan
A Fuck Ton
A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce
By Gianna
Fuck-ton
Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.

I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.
By Britt
Fuck Ton
A great amount of something.

Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.
By Madel
Fuck-ton
Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"

Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.
By Edy
Fuck Ton
Anything that is in great amount

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer
By Jeane
Fuck-ton
The exact definition of a fuck-ton is 2 billion.

Joe: Dude, I just made $2 billion dollars from investing in the stock market.
Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
Joe: Exactly!!!!!!!
By Joelly
Fuck Ton
1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit
By Nerita
Fuck Ton
An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
By Dion
Fuck Ton
Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases.

IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"

Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."

IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."

Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."

IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."
By Deonne