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Florida State
University located in Tallahassee, Florida.

Their football team beat Notre Dame in the Champs Sports Bowl 18-14. Notre Dame sucks.

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By Diane-Marie
Florida State Trooper
Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch.

I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers
By Lelia
Florida State University
A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.
By Betteann
Florida State University
The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.
By Jilli
Florida State University
The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.

That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.
By Shellie
[Florida State University]
FSU is located in a town filled with the finest women in america, a C+ football team, and where everybody is drunk 24/7! oh yeah..we sometimes go to class too

"did florida state win today?"
"who cares we're drunk!"
"...damn she's fine!, must go to Florida State University"
By Marni
Florida State University
A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.
By Orly
Florida State Semenhole
Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.
By Edy
Florida State University
FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.

John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......
By Odella
Florida State University
a public Florida college in Talahassee for rednecks. everyone there is either a dirty hick or "ghetto"

my wife who is also my sister goes to Florida State University with me
By Irina