A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the HeismanTrophy because the tub was so slippery.
By Ethel
Clown Heisman Trophy
Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.
The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.