Define The First Meaning

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"

A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.