The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have
no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a
firster will often
resort to "second!" or "third!"
Blogger17: Long,
thoughtful post about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting
all over the place