Define Shitloads Meaning

Shitloads
Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.

I have shitloads of porn on my computer.
By Vitia
Shitloads
Shitloads is "short" for lots.

I have shitloads of Mp3s on my computer.
By Brier
Shitload
more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.
By Chelsy
Shitload
In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.

Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!
By Winnah
A Shitload Of
A slang phrase used to mean "A lot of".

That's A Shitload of porn!
By Darlleen
Shitload
(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.

I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.
By Clio
Shitload
A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.

Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.

Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.
By Althea
Shitload
meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.
By Dacy
Shitload
Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.

A SHITLOAD OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
By Genny
Shitload
it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
By Collette