After I had a huge dinner I had some bad gas and eventually had to drop a galapagos
By Marjorie
Galapagos Mudslide
When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on
A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.
I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!
By Zoe
Galapagos Martini
AKA. Tuesday Morning Adobe Special service: obscure grifting practice whereby a nubile young man serves a cocktail of lithium, cognac and valium (Tuesday Morning Adobe Special) to an older man, then proceeds to face rape his victim. Finally, the younger man walks away with the older man's possessions while the victim is left unconscious and naked.
Did you hear about Fred? He drank the Galapagos Martini.
Now the Feds are after that twink he met at the End Up.
By Dianemarie
St Darwin Of The Galapagos
A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.
A woman who is just as enchanting as the Island chain. And similar to how the island chain is known for their large turtles, the woman also has large breast.
After a lap around the bar we were ready to call it quits, then a group of Galapagos Island(s) walked in. We went over and struck a conversation with them and the rest of the night is history.
