Member: "Damn GCL, thats a ton of pr0n!"
GCL: "Yeah, you have anything specific you want"
Member: "Can i get that one with that girl from the commercial?"
GCL: "Searching ;)"
By Darla
Garbage Can Lid
A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":
You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
Garbage Can Lid deserves a break from the jackasses of the forum, that constantly frame him for lying.
By Dalila
Garbage Can Lid
A sexy, super hothunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...