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Define Garden Variety Meaning

Garden Variety
the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.
By Esme
Garden-variety
ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.
By Elane
Garden Variety Lesbians
The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.
By Haley
The Garden Variety Tug-O-War
When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.
By Constancy
Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth
Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"
By Avivah
Garden Variety Lesbian
If someone would please tell me wtf this means that would be great.. my bff and I were just referred to as such lmao.

You and your friend come off as garden variety lesbians.
By Rey