The Cock
Gay Scale, or
CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.
This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.
Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie
Spence (Pineapple
Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.
Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted
mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1)
Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably
clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock
Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
