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Define Get Stoned Meaning

Get Stoned
What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!

"Everybody wants to get stoned."
By Rosalia
Get Stoned
A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.

All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!
By Bekki
Getting Stone
USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"
By Raina
Getting Stoned
When you have rocks being thrown at you.

Person 1: *throws rocks at Person 2*
Person 2: Someone help! I'm getting stoned!
By Nichol
Get Stoned With Two Birds
To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
By Tandy
Get Your Stones Drained
euphemism for achieving an orgasm and subsequent sexual discharge of semen, whether by copulating or through an act of fellatio - hence draining the testicles

I hope you get your stones drained on your hot date tonight
By Dasi
Just Tell Peppy You Couldn't Do A Barrel Roll Because You Were Too Busy Getting Stoned
He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!
By Brenda
Get Two Birds Stoned At Once
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
By Kylila
Getting Two Birds Stoned At Once
Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."
By Coleen
Get Two Birds Stoned And Kill Them
When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
By Ginny