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Glass Eye
a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...

yeah, he's a glass eye...
By Jacintha
Glass Eye
glass eye (gl-ass i) - verb - the act of jizzin in someones eyeball

so I was banging this chick and she was like yo give me a pearl necklace and I was like no way bitch and gave her a glass eye.
By Deloria
Glass Eye
To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.

"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"

And tada, there is a moral to this...
By Orella
Glass-eye
To purposefully ignore someone, to pay no attention to someone, to give someone the brush-off.
Word stems from turning a blind eye to someone. Rather than a blind eye, it is a glass eye.

Tarquin invited me out tonight but I gave him the glass-eye because I don't like him and he smells of feet.
I had a text from Jenny but I just gave it the glass-eye.
By Lavena
Glass Eye
Staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming

He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!
By Brande
Glass Eye
A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.

Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.

That's because he got a glass eye.
By Luci
Cat's Eye Glasses
Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.



Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.

Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.

James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
By Emyle
Eye Glasses
When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney
By Mavra
Bouta Get Glass In Your Eyes In A Minute
Something you can say to people with glasses if they are annoying you

Kid named krish: hey, your dumb, shame shame shame

You: shut up

Krish: haha shut up hahahahaha shut up

You: you "bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute"
By Elvina
Foggy Glass Eye
When you fart during a 69.

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”
By Henrietta