Define Glenning Meaning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.

When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.

Beating or hurting someone to the point of tears. A UK slang

An Awesome guy with a huge schlong and knows how to tap that ass he is he definition of sexy and eats only pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner

A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.

The name "Glen" (or "Glenn") means "valley dweller" or "from the valley". It is derived from the Gaelic "gleann" and Welsh "glynn", meaning "valley".

A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess

When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation

By day, a normal man, but when the sun goes down, a beast, half crazy drunken mexican, half manicallly depressed clown. During parties he'll show up and be gentlemanly but then shall get drunken and angry, punching faces and sticking his abnormal tongue out in a frantic rage.

This being said, you still love him because he's a BOSS