Define Goff Meaning

Goff
A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.

Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'
By Elvera
Goff
A word generally used by chavs who use the word "goff" to attempt to insult anyone who may be wearing one or more items of black clothing (either that or someone who isn't dripping in Elizabeth Duke gold plated jewellery, fake sports labels and burberry).

(A "goff" walks past a group of chavs outside McDonalds. "Goff" keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
By Mirella
Goff
see gawth ;

An label used by ignorant people to taunt, and stereotype others of the teenage media gothic subculture

By Margarethe
Goff
1. Anyone who isn't a moronic, racist, squalor dwelling wanker in the middle of Blackbyrd Leys counil estate Oxford.

2. Anyone who's hair is over half an inch long.

"'Ere mate, your wearing a dark blue jumper...GOFFIC!!!"
By Aida
Goff
word used by townies or genral idiots, directed at anyone who wears anything black, or anything for that matter without a slogan stamped across it.


Townie drone #1: FUKKIN' GOFFS
By Rosie
Goff
How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"
By Lory
Goff
How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!
By Blondy
Goff
The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.


"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"

:/

They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.
By Maude
Goff
1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys

1. Goff is is a shpakin pronounciation
2. Miles Wu is a Pu
By Trista
Goff
Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.

Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!
By Eugenie