Define Goose Egg Meaning

Goose Egg
Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0
By Brita
Goose Egg
1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.

"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."
By Denise
Goose Egg
a zero..nada...nafin'

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
By Tiertza
Goose Egg
A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.
By Georgia
Goose Egg
An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.

Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.
By Catrina
Goose Egg
A simple slap on the rear end but a finger is extended into the hershey highway

dude: you kno what a goose egg is?

random chick: no

dude: you want one?
By Bernelle
Goose Egg
(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless

By Gisella
Goose Egg

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol
By Damara
Goose Egg
The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.

That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.
By Maisie
Goose Egg
A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"
By Lindy