Define A Goose Meaning

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.

An overweight white girl with really bad style

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.

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A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

A group of online fans, friends, and followers of a content creator/live streamer who is often called “Momma Goose” by viewers. Anyone in this group is often given a nickname by having “goose” added to their name/username; females are often referred to as “Goosie Gals.”

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.

A cute, silly girl who is pro at making funny faces and being adoreble while also making people laugh. Like a silly goose this term is used for someone you find charming that you have adoration for.