Guitarist for the band Pearl Jam. Often makes contorted constipated faces whilst changing chords. Walks like a duck and loves hugging trees. Sexuality has been questioned in the past. Likes to wear cowboy hats and plaid pants on stage as well as large dildos on his head.
Person A: "Yo, that guy on stage plays guitar like a duck about to take a dump"
Person B: "That's Stone Gossard!"
By Ivy
Standard Gossard Deviation
The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured
Them: How'd things go last night during registration?
Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossarddeviation, then it was busy again.
