1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.
2. Semen.
1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.
2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?
uncle andy:i know your thinking well uncle andy if i cant spew in mr sock where does the pearl jam go, well im glad you asked there is alot of things we can use aroudn the house instead of a goo glove
Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"
By Ariana
Pearl Jam
the day after having sexual intercourse with a women and going to the bathroom to take a piss and a piece of dried up cum flys out that resembles a pearl.
Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...
hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...
Well, Pearl Jam is... something different for everyone, something that almost anyone can connect to and experience a divine pleasure from it (starting from the music and going through the lyrics).It is a universe that has appeal to many and place for everyone.
I am actually very annoyed to read such pathetic comments from both Nirvana and Pearl Jam's fans, trying to prove that their "toy" is better than anybody's else. Cobain was a bitter man that attacked everyone including himself, so i don't think that the fans should continue with the stupid "war".
Pearl Jam and Nirvana are different in their views, beliefs and MOST important in their musical goals, so trying to compare them is a waste of time. I listen to both bands and admire their works.
After all music is what really matters.
