Define Got The Goods Meaning

Got The Goods
physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!
By Cassie
Got It Good
U got evrything including hoes and money.

Bill gates has got it good
By Farrand
Get It, Got It, Good!
An expression one uses, usually when exasperated somewhat with one’s children, when they’ve been told something many times and when told once again, are being reminded that they should’ve gotten it and are expected to have gotten it by now.

Come on out of there, you shouldn’t even be in there; get it, got it, good!
By Dianne
Got That Good Bird
to be making a lot of money, to receive a large paycheck

K: Hey, how was your first week at your new job?
A: It was great, I got that good bird and I'm ready to blow it all.
By Zarah
I Got That Good Pussy
The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"
By Lona
I Got A Good Idea
Ukraine should take advantage of anything Russia has to offer. I’d say that a fake attack on Ukraine may give the West plenty of reasons to make Russia look bad or even take it down. It will be hard, but I still see it happening. It will take some time...

I got a good idea
By Reina
Who Got That Good D
Jeff Lokerson

Who got that good d? I got that good d- Jeff Lokerson
By Carolynn
Got Good Money
To get good money in an inside joke between a girl and her father.

We all got good money in some way but my money is the best and has an awesome origin story.

"So dad, do you have any news"
"I got good money"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"No- wait-"
By Biddy
Got Good Speaks
1. to be well-chosen in spoken words;
2. to be able to select the appropriate verbiage with ease;
3. a desirable trait, implying education and the good use thereof

A want the next speaking engagement. I got good speaks.

Will's our chief negotiator. He's got good speaks.

"...and the next thing I knew I was in bed with him. I don't know how it happened, but he had such good speaks I didn't care."
By Nanon
(s)he Got Good
It's basically a way to say someone got attractive.

it can be phrased as:
"he got good!" meaning he got attractive
"she got good!" meaning she got attractive
"you got good" meaning you got attractive

Person 1- "did you see Alex?"
Person 2- "OMG yes! Damn (s)he got good!"
By Toby