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Fake News Hit Job
A fake news hit job is fake news about a fake hit job

The special prosecutor is a Fake news hit job.
By Lizzy
New England Blow Job
The incredible ability most New England girls have to give a fucking great bj, often due to the attention they give your balls beforehand. This is believed to be the result of the Irish influence in New England, because they enjoy this sort of attention.
Abbv: NEBJ

-"Molly gave me a blow job last night"
-"Dude, how was it?"
-"Classic New England Blow Job."
By Siana
New England Clam Job
A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.

Think hot white and creamy.
By Karna
New Jersey Boob Job
When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.
By Lilith
New York Jew Job
When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.

"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
By Noni
New Job
Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
By Camila