Define Gould Meaning

v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.

Of the genus 'weiner scrotumless'.
Often identified by high pitch squealing exclamations in classrooms and public areas.

The gould may become flustered and angry at constant jeers directed at its somewhat awkward and unappealing appearance.

Will become bright red after any mild physical activity (including crying) and/or any payouts directed towards it.

A polite way of saying "for f*cks sake"

Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.

An average looking teenager. Messy hair, lazy, well hung, looks stoned 24/7. Someone who doesn't appear special in any way, but gets invited into girls pants with the slightest smile, possibly due to some type of mind control or powerful chemical hormone.

to fuck something up something really funny or just something in general

A guy that thinks he can get any girl or any type of sex

When a guest on a talk show goes cold, completely disagreeable and unfriendly to the host and everyone.

One of the dining halls on the Northfield campus of NMH. Less awesome than Marquand, but better than West Hall.

Fag, Rather sit upstairs in your room and beat off. One who jerks off every half hour or hour, depending on the amount of homework that needs to be done. Going pussyless for 21+ years.