Define Gouts Meaning

Gouts
when one becomes so agitated or frustrated that shit explodes out their ass.

calm down, or you'll get the gouts.
By Lucky
Goute
inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound

I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.
By Anissa
Gout
n. a form of arthritis caused by the accumulation of uric acid crystals (due to hyperuricemia) in joints. It is an immensely painful disease, which in most cases affects only one joint, most commonly the big toe. The patient usually suffers from two sources of pain. The crystals inside the joint cause immense pain whenever the affected area is moved. The inflammation of the tissues around the joint also causes the skin to be swollen, tender and sore.

"Hey Bill How are you today?"
"Could be better, I have a really bad case of the gout."
By Kiley
Gout
Although the true meaning of gout is ''a kind of arthritis that occurs when uric acid builds up in the joints. Acute gout is a painful condition that typically affects one joint'' when used as an adjective gout becomes an insult, meaning 'ill person' or 'an individual that is painful to be around.'

Also can be used as a verb of a similar meaning. Someone might inflict annoyance and mental pain on someone, thus will gout them, or is gouting.

That boy will gout you out, man
By Helene
Gouting
tasting horrible or - rarely - stinking

That pint of beer is gouting!

Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"
By Pearle
Gout
Contracted form of get out normally used when a sudden spark of enthusiasm overwhelms the user because of another spontaneous occurrence.

Allen: I'm taking this one coast to coast.

{Shot gets blocked}

Rasheed: GOUT!!!!
By Eda
Gout
cocaine; coke; blow; snow; nose candy; power flour; white; flake

After snorting one rail of my gout, Joe asked whether he could hook up a ball of the same shit.
By Devin
Gout
v. to go out with; date; to be happening.

Carson and Vail started gouting on New Year's
By Maud
Gout
A word which can describe, be used in the place of, or be used in any context.

It can be used as a sexual or derogatory connotation, and can also be used to describe sincerity, hate, lust, or curses.

Derived from Latin word "Goutumn"; referring to all or anything, and scrotum.

"She has a nice gout"
"You are such a gout"
"I'd like to gout all over you"
By Aridatha
GOUT
A person who feels so important that they instruct people they meet to google them.

I walked up to a friend talking with a girl in a bar.

she said "do you have a pen"
I said "nah, why?"
She said "your friend wants me to write his name down so i can google him"
I said "are you serious? You can so better than this GOUT!"
By Marilin