If you're a freshman:
-Don't go in
the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the
vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the
lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the
patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say
nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during
HoCo week or feel the wrath of the
red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin'
jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
Girl: I'm so
terrified to go to Greenbrier High School
Guy: Hey, at least you're not going to
Lakeside. I hear they need to have an at-school
daycare centre because everyone gets pregnant.
