Queer bag who attends social events without receiving proper notification. While attending these social events this queer bag thinks of himself as the life of the party while taking on large amounts of verbal abuse. When a "groff" latches on with a group, it is nearly impossible to shake them from it.
"Awww shit.... that fuckin' groff just showed up"
"What the fuck is groff doing here?"
"Who told groff about the party?"
Aw, shit! I took a nap after class and I totally groffed myself.
By Persis
Groff
Groff Groffing: To groff When engaged in the Act off groffing Meaning when your in the heat of passion and Start to hear the Sound of Skin on Skin slapping; that is the groff and Hearing the balls making The slapping sound... Also is to groff.
Did you here him groff that chick last night i thought he was killing her
Man im totally gonna get my groff on with her after the pary fuck yeah!!!
By Ruperta
Groff
A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."
*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*
Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.
By Claudia
Groff
v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.
American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.
Person: I just saw the hottest most talentedactor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world