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Define Mid-day Meaning

Mid-day Crisis
when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
By Sorcha
Mid-day Crisis
When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.
By Antonina
Mid-day-jay
Having a joint (marijuana cigarette) at noon. (Similar to "wake n bake" or "steam n dream".)

Dude1: "We should totally meet up at noon in that cool park we found!"

Dude2: "F*ck Yeah!! Well have a mid-day-jay!"
By Tarrah
Mid-day Wipe
A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.

Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
By Clary
Mid-day Crisis
You started out your day all pumped-up to accomplish the list of to-dos but the obstacles you face along the way overwhelm you by mid-day that you feel lost and demotivated to carry on.

Common cause: bureaucracy.

Perhaps casual chatting with colleagues in the pantry over a cup of tea for a good fifteen minutes will soothe the mid-day crisis symptoms.
By Cherida
Mid-day Itch
when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.
By Lorine
Mid-day Stretch
When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."
By Lelia
Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle
When two consenting adults put there bare ass cheeks together and press firmly. They then proceed to fully force the shit out of their asses and come to completion.

Me and the wife are looking to spice it up, we’re gonna go home and do the good old fashioned Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle
By Tabbi
Mid-day
2 o'clock in the afternoon

"Hey let's meet for lunch at mid-day"
"So noon?"
"No dumbass, 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
By Ofelia
Mid-day Dove
A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
By Lauryn